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| Name: |
Mr
Bean |
| A.K.A.: |
Daniel
Hubert (yes that’s right) George, stato, B.F.S. |
| Occupation: |
Professional
splinter surgeon, statistion, and bush killer. Also claims to do fitness
work in ANY possible spare time. |
| Habitat: |
Can
be found in any of the following locations:
1.
Bedroom (access limited due to fine collection of artistic porn)
2.
Gymnasium (rumours abound but actual sightings infrequent)
3.
Public houses (begging poverty)
4.
Public house toilet’s (projectile vomiting practice sessions)
5.
Loitering outside best friend’s sister’s bedrooms.
6.
Brothels |
| Hobbies: |
Statistics.
Apparently in possession of hockey stick but still unsure of application
(using the right end would be a start!) |
| Loves: |
His
teddy |
| Famous
Quotes:
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Fair
dinkum. Also, when talking about pregnant people he asked ‘are they
women?’ |
| Infamous
for: |
Relieving
bowels in alleyways, then returning the following morning to check for
consistency, pH and retrieval of “swallowed objects”! |
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Warning,
this man must be considered a serious
threat to best friend’s sisters. Do not allow him any opportunity to make
their acquaintance!
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